
What is AI saying about your brand?
Too many companies don’t have a damn clue.
They’ve never once checked whether ChatGPT recommends them. They’ve got no idea Perplexity is out there citing some three-year-old article that gets half the facts about them wrong because it’s never been updated. They have absolutely no clue that their single biggest competitor comes up every time somebody asks, while they themselves don’t come up at all.
And you can’t fix what you can’t see. So before you go spend a dollar on Reddit mentions or content optimization or anything else (all of which we can help you with), you really ought to know precisely where you stand right now.
That’s what this is, the diagnostic, the honest “here’s the actual situation” report. It’s cheap, it’s fast, and it tends to be a little eye-opening for most folks who get one.
What we actually do
We run your brand through the AI tools your customers are genuinely using, using the phrases you care about, and we carefully document what comes back.
We test the questions that actually matter, and I mean the real ones your buyers ask when they’re hunting for what you sell, not a bunch of random throwaway prompts…by keyword, by topic, by category. We check across all the major platforms (ChatGPT, Gemini, Claude, Perplexity, and others as needed), because they sure don’t all answer the same way and you need the full picture, not a slice of it. We record where you show up and where you don’t, including, sometimes painfully, where your competitors are showing up instead of you. We capture what the AI is actually saying about you, which is sometimes flattering, sometimes flat wrong, and sometimes out here recommending a product you discontinued two years ago (you’ll want to know about that one). And then we dig into WHY, which is honestly the part that separates a real audit from just a pile of screenshots…we get into which sources the models are pulling from and the signals driving those answers, so we actually understand what’s causing your results instead of just guessing at it.
What you walk away with
A clear, readable report that lays out exactly where your brand stands across the major AI platforms for the queries that actually matter to you, what the AI is saying about you (the good, the bad, and the just plain wrong), who’s beating you in the AI results and what they’re doing that you’re not, why you’re showing up the way you are with the real drivers and not a bunch of hand-waving, and a prioritized list of what to fix in order of actual impact.
Executive summary right up top so you can forward it to whoever needs to lay eyes on it, and the detail underneath so you (or we) can actually go act on it. No fluff, no 80-page PDF engineered purely to look like it cost a lot. Just a straight answer to “how visible are we to AI, really, and what the hell do we do about it.”
Pricing
Standard Audit: $1,000. Your brand checked across the major AI platforms for a focused set of keywords and topics, with the findings and a prioritized set of recommendations. Perfect if you’ve got a single product, service, or market you want to nail down.
Comprehensive Audit: $2,000. A much wider net. More queries, more topics, a real head-to-head competitor comparison, and a deeper dig into WHY the results look the way they do. This is the one for companies juggling multiple products or markets, or anybody staring down a serious competitor problem they want fully mapped out.
Not sure which one you actually need? Just tell us a bit about your business and we’ll point you to the right fit. We’re not about to upsell you into the $1,000 audit if the $500 one does the job perfectly well.
Paid upfront via Stripe, and turnaround is quick. No net terms…we’re not a bank 😉
Where it goes from here
The audit is built to stand completely on its own. You can take that report and run with it yourself, hand it straight to your team, or hand it to your agency and quietly enjoy watching them squirm.
But if you’d rather we just go fix what it turns up, well, that’s exactly where the rest of our services come in…AI Content Optimization, Reddit Brand Mentions, and Listicle Visibility.
You’re flying completely blind on this stuff right now. For $1,000, you really don’t have to be.
